Today a man called the office around 2:00PM asking for an abortion. I told him he had the wrong number so he hung up.

He called back one minute later asking if this was the “abortion place”. I told him no. He hung up.

Ten minutes later he called again, pleading with me to listen to his story. I told him to stop calling because he had the wrong number, but he instead began to tell me how much he didn’t want this kid and how much he doesn’t “need this in his life right now”. He asked me if we could do an abortion anyway. I told him we don’t sell abortions. He asked when we would start. He began to cry. I think he was drunk. I hung up on him.

He keeps calling. I’m considering putting on a German accent and telling him how to do it himself.